Hongdae night.
So, we all know how I slept with that Korean guy on Friday and ended up having to get the Plan B pill Saturday morning. Well, it was my friend’s birthday last night, so I slept all day and pulled myself together enough to head out to Hongdae.
I’m dirty and tired, so I’m going to write the highlights. If someone wants something expanded on, let me know.
- Met, and kissed, a hot South African guy. He kind of looks like Jacob from Twilight and was hilarious. We chatted quite a bit today. His family owns a farm in South Africa, and there are pictures on his Facebook of him digging holes with no shirt on. Seriously looks like an Abercrombie advertisement. Too funny.
- The birthday girl abruptly left the bar because no guys were talking to her. In my defense of being one of the girls who was occupied by a hot namja, let me just tell you that she turned down every guy who tried to talk to her! Hmh!
- Saw an American guy beat up his girlfriend, and naturally I stepped in because all of the Korean security guys were pussies. His friend blocked me from helping the girl and told me that treating your girlfriend like that was “American Style”. Yeah. YEAH. South African boy had to hold me back from beating the shit outta that one.
- Watched a Kebab cart owner get in a street fight with a bunch of Korean guys. He literally took the meat stick [with all of the roasted meat still intact] and chased them down the street.
- Had the awkward situation of having a drunk asshole tell my friend that she was ugly and that I was pretty to our faces. I was so deep into shock, that I just put my hand over my mouth and was speechless. That sent her into a weird depression, but she snapped out of it. She got kinda shitty later and said something to us like “That’s when you’re supposed to tell me I’m pretty, guys!” I just stood there like an awkward fuck. On that note, I don’t do well with dealing with other’s insecurities and emotions. I don’t do emotions at all. People who I date often ask me if I even like them, even though I think it’s totally obvious. Whatever.
Shower time. Gotta wash away all those sins.
